The Auntie Club

Revive!

2009-11-14T11:53:00.001+08:00

Calling out to all aunties:

We're reviving this club!!
Please show support
We shall come up with something.

Please spam us with your creative auntie ideas
on what to do in the club for activities and events!

NEW President

2009-05-03T12:07:00.001+08:00

Hey everyone
your old president has to leave the club temporarily
please vote for your new president for the next term.
As you know how aunties work, the next term will last as long as the aunties say. LOL

A new poll is set up beside the page, please vote for your president. =)

2009-04-01T22:29:00.003+08:00

Oh boy it's sure long since the last meeting!
Guess everyone's busy nagging and complaining about the pile of work but having fun at the same time. *wink*

Hope we can get to meet up soon, I know most of the aunties are going on a trip together at the end of the month, so those who haven't decided whether to go or not, decide and start packing your bags!

All the best in everything!
You know you'll need the love from all of aunties. =)

If there's anything that you'll need to talk about,
get an auntie to listen to you,
you know aunties never listen
but give lectures on how life really is.
Till the next meeting, be good!

Promotion

2009-02-28T22:00:00.007+08:00

Hi Aunties!
I'm sure you've been busy preparing for Chinese New Year baking cookies and spring cleaning and all!
Now it's time after festivals, give yourselves a break. Here are some new members and promotions of old members.

New Members:
Yan Ling (L2: Oldies is the way to music)
Melissa (L3: natural auntie-poise)
Queenie (L4: overspilling)
Kooi Bee (L2: still in denial- auntie-style)

Passed Probation:
(note: There'll be no probation from now onwards, all members pass straight to official members once auntiness L2)
Silvia (L4: FREE is the best word!)
Kartene (L4: horniness to the frequent-thought-patterns)

Promoted:
Lydia (L5: habituation and desensitization)
Kai Rong (L6: auntie is the way to life!)
Lai Thin (L5: Nothing is impossible)
Siew Ooi (L4: Practised well)

SweeMun's wedding updated

2008-12-01T10:44:00.002+08:00

CONGRATULATION!!!
SweeMun and her other half, Raymond had finally tied the knot.
wholeheartedly, we congratulate them.
may your love be with each other forever.

永浴爱河！
执子之手，与子偕老。。。

Happy Birthday Swee Mun!!!

2008-11-27T15:37:00.002+08:00

Congratulation to the Auntie Club founder,
SweeMun.
She is now officially adult.
Happy 21st Birthday!!!
May health and happiness be with her as always.

Auntiness in IKEA

2008-11-09T21:10:00.004+08:00

Aunties cant stop from revealing their auntieness.

the president with her clothes

the L5 auntie with her cooking pan

the L2 auntie shall pass her probation period successfully with her cooking pot.

2008-11-08T12:53:00.002+08:00

Today is Auntie YY's Birthday.
Being the youngest in the club isn't the easiest, but her predisposition of auntiness has led her well this far.
So everyone please wish her at 012- xxx xxxx

On behalf of the Auntie Club, I wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY HAPPY AUNTIE

今日名句Proverb of the day

2008-11-05T15:32:00.001+08:00

本是auntie 生，相煎何太急
出处：auntie名言
作者：然尹

Translations:
Why should we hurry to destroy each other when we're all aunties?
(adapted from Chinese proverb that says: why should we hurry to destroy each other when we're all brothers)
Source: Auntie Proverbs
Author: YinYee

New cabinet

2008-11-03T18:44:00.003+08:00

Dear all,
The poll for voting your president is closed.
The result is:
Khayshi won president!
(so unfortunate for me)

I shall now open new cabinet, please nominate your ideal:
Seretary
Tresurer
Cleaner
and propose other positions maybe.

Leave a nag!

Wedding Invitation

2008-10-26T20:29:00.003+08:00

Our Founder, Madam Wong Swee Mun is getting married soon.
Please save up some money for the red packet, and also your tummie for the feast.
Every auntie is invited.
RSVP with her personally.

Congratulations!

Committee Election

2008-10-18T16:55:00.000+08:00

Please vote for your upcoming president on the right.
The closing date is 30th of October.

1st Meeting

2008-10-18T16:31:00.001+08:00

Attendees
MYong, KRong, Kathleen, KK, LThin, SMun, Silvia, YY, SOoi, KShi

Event
Lunch

New members

Auntiness: L5- motherly

Auntiness: L2

Members and Committee

2008-10-01T00:00:00.000+08:00

HOT NEWS!
The Auntie Club is being set up!

Founder:
Auntiness: L6-Explosive

President:
Auntiness: L5- 100% Innate
Senior, experienced and knowledgeable in the field

Vice-President:
Auntiness: L5-Innate
Youngest & Underdeveloped but ber-potential

Official Members:
Auntiness: L4-Well trained
Auntiness: L3
Auntiness: L3-natural ability
Auntiness: L4- Aunti-level denial

Under Probation:
Auntiness: L2
Cleanliness:
Auntiness: L2-Beginner-Denial
(as recommended by vice-P)

Those interested please call in for audition.
To be eligible:
#1- Must possess auntie qualities
#2- Must behave like auntie

Good news! Once enter, impossible to withdraw from group!